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You can write your enquiries to me.

Hey, you! Yes, you! If you read that in a woman's voice, congrats! You've watched wayyyy too much internet porn. It's OK, I'll still talk with you.

I'm currently available for:
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Just fill out the box to the right and watch it fly away to me spam box (but I will reply as soon as I can!)

Feel free to hit me up under my socials or randomly at a bar (beer sold separately).


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